Funny Car Decal – Not Drunk, Just a Bad Driver

Add a wink of personality to your ride with this bold and hilarious decal: “not DRUNK bad DRIVER” – the perfect way to own your chaotic driving style with unapologetic flair.

Key Features:
• 💥 Bold Typography: Eye-catching script and block font combo for maximum visibility
• 🚗 Durable Vinyl: Weatherproof, fade-resistant, and ready for road trips
• 📏 Size Options: Available in [insert sizes] to suit windows, bumpers, laptops, or toolboxes
• 🎨 Color Choices: Classic black or [insert other options if available]
• 🖐️ Easy Application: Peel-and-stick with clear transfer tape and instructions included
Suggested Use: Stick it on your car’s rear window, bumper, laptop, or even your planner—wherever you want to spark a chuckle or confession.
Great Gift For:
• New drivers with a sense of humor
• Friends who brake like it’s a sport

ONE TIME USE DECAL

APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS
1. CLEAN-Use alcohol or all-purpose cleaner to remove any dust or grime to your surface. Allow area to dry.
2. PEEL-Lay decal side down, give it a good press with your credit card or squeegee, then carefully peel the backing away from the clear transfer tape. You should now only have the transfer tape with the decal attached.
3. APPLY-Place your decal in the desired space. Use a squeegee or credit card to rub and smooth the decal on your surface.
4. REMOVE-Now remove the grid lined transfer tape by peeling it off of the surface, starting at the corner. Only the vinyl should remain.


• DURABLE WITH LONG LASTING - The adhesive vinyl is pretty sticky; the extra-strong adhesive backing will hold on tightly to any smooth surface. The vinyl will withstand washing and rain for indoor and outdoor use. Thin and sturdy, durable and long lasting. Your white permanent vinyl can be used for Home Décor, Decals, Mirrors, Signs, and So Much More!

Whether you’re a chaotic driver or just love a good laugh, this decal is your badge of honor. Add it to your cart and let the world know: it’s not the booze—it’s just you.