Car Decals
Not Today Motherclucker Decal • Funny Chicken Sticker • Farmhouse Humor Car Decal
$4.83
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DetailsBring a little sass to your day with this hilarious “Not Today Motherclucker” chicken decal — perfect for cars, tumblers, laptops, coops, coolers, and anywhere you need a dose of farm‑fresh attitude.
This bold, high‑contrast chicken illustration paired with playful typography makes it a standout gift for farm moms, chicken keepers, homesteaders, and anyone with a sense of humor.
Why You’ll Love It
• ✔️ Crisp, high‑quality vinyl that’s waterproof & weatherproof
• ✔️ Smooth application on cars, windows, laptops, tumblers, coolers, crates, and more
• ✔️ Long‑lasting outdoor durability (5–7 years)
• ✔️ Handmade in the USA
• ✔️ Perfect gift for chicken lovers, farm families, and sassy friends
How to Apply
1. Clean the surface
2. Peel backing
3. Apply decal
4. Smooth firmly
5. Peel transfer tape
Easy, bubble‑free, long‑lasting.
Perfect For
• Car windows
• Chicken coops
• Water bottles & tumblers
Laptops & tablets
• Feed room doors
• Farmhouse décor
• Gifts for chicken‑obsessed friends
ONE TIME USE DECAL.
APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS
1. CLEAN-Use alcohol or all-purpose cleaner to remove any dust or grime to your surface. Allow area to dry.
2. PEEL-Lay decal side down, give it a good press with your credit card or squeegee, then carefully peel the backing away from the clear transfer tape. You should now only have the transfer tape with the decal attached.
3. APPLY-Place your decal in the desired space. Use a squeegee or credit card to rub and smooth the decal on your surface.
4. REMOVE-Now remove the grid lined transfer tape by peeling it off of the surface, starting at the corner. Only the vinyl should remain.
• DURABLE WITH LONG LASTING - The adhesive vinyl is pretty sticky; the extra-strong adhesive backing will hold on tightly to any smooth surface. The vinyl will withstand washing and rain for indoor and outdoor use. Thin and sturdy, durable and long lasting. Your white permanent vinyl can be used for car mirrors! -
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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I make craft because I enjoy it! I would love it if you return to my site, but I will never sell your information or send out mass emails. I run frequent sales so if you see something let me know if you would like to be notified of a sale!
Frequently Asked Questions
Can you change a digital design for me?
Absolutely! Free of charge!
I want a different color or size vinyl. Is that possible?
Send me a message with what color and or size and I will try my hardest to accommodate!
